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CURRENT EDITION: 1st November 2009
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by Karen Biederman
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The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike and cord as he went. Then he moved from side to side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leans toward her mother and whispered………..”If he gets loose, will he hurt us”?
A Funny Story...