Three pastors on vacation decided to worship in a local church.
They'd determined not to let anyone know they were pastors,
but to try to look like 'regular' church goers.
They dressed, had breakfast and drove to church.
After the service was over, they made their way to the back, where
the pastor said, "You gentlemen are pastors too, aren't you?"
They were surprised that they'd been found out. One of them said, "Why
yes, we're pastors on vacation together. We tried to be secret about it.
How did you know?"
He laughed and exclaimed, "That was easy. You came early, took a seat
at the front, you knew all the Hymns by heart and, none of you knew what
to do with the collection plate when it was passed to you."
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