Secret Service...

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day. 
The Pastor was standing at the door as he 
always is to shake hands.

He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
He said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "Why don't we see you 
more often than Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

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