I Assumed...

A Woman pulls up to a red light behind one other car. She notices the driver 
of the car in front of her is talking on his cell phone, and it appears that he is
shuffling through some papers on the seat beside him. The light turns green, 
but the man doesn't notice the light change. The woman begins pounding on 
her steering wheel, and yelling at the man to move! The man doesn't move! 
The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the man, 
pounding on her steering wheel and dash.

The light turns yellow. The woman begins to blow the car horn, and scream 
curses at the man. The man hearing the commotion, looks up, sees the 
yellow light, and accelerates through the intersection just as the light turns 
red. The woman is beside herself, screaming and is very frustrated, because
she missed her chance to get through the intersection. While still in mid-rant, 
she hears a tap on her window, and looks up into the barrel of a gun, held by 
a very serious looking policeman. The policeman tells her to shut off her car, 
while keeping both hands in sight. She complies, and is speechless at what 
is happening. After she shuts off the engine the policeman orders her to exit 
the car with her hands up. The woman gets out of the car, and the policeman 
orders her to turn and place her hands on the car. She turns, places her 
hands on the car roof, and quickly is cuffed, and hustled into the patrol car.

The woman is too bewildered by the chain of events to ask any questions 
and she is driven to the police station----where she is booked, fingerprinted, 
photographed, searched and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a 
policeman approaches the cell, and opens the door for her. She is escorted 
back to the booking desk, where the original officer is waiting with her 
personal effects.

The policeman hands her the bag containing her things, and says, "I'm 
sorry for this mistake, but you see, I pulled up behind your car while you 
were blowing your horn, and cussing a blue streak at the man in the car in 
front of you. I noticed the "Choose Christ" license plate holder, and the 
"Follow Me To Sunday School" bumper sticker, and the chrome plated 
"Christian Fish Emblem" on the trunk.... So...naturally, I assumed you 
had stolen the car. 


Back to Comic Relief
  animation courtesy: http://www.bellsnwhistles.com 
___________
  Author Unknown