One Liners

    A family altar can alter a family.
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    A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
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A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises" are sitting on the premises.
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Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
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     Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em.
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Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
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Don't let your worries get the best of you;
remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

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Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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    Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
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    Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
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    Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
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    Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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    Give God what's right, not what's left!
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    Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
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    God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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    God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead.
So why should you?
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers
"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
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     God loves to answer knee-mail!
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    God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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        He who angers you, controls you!
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    He who is good at making excuses, is seldom good for much else.
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    He who kneels before God, can stand before anyone!
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    HINT: When facing the Son, you see no shadows.
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    His Glory and Grace = your peace in the race.
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I don't know why some people change churches;
what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
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If a church wants a better pastor,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.

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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--
but never let him be the period.
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It is easer to preach ten sermons
Than it is to live one.

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    Kindness is difficult to give away, because it keeps coming back.
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Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.
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Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
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    Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!
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    Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
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Opportunity may knock on the door once,
But temptation bangs on the door forever.

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Peace starts with a smile
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People are funny;
they want the front of the bus,
the middle of the road,
and the back of the church.
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    Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
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    Pray is a four letter word that you can use anywhere.
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    Prayer ! - Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!
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Quit griping about your church. 
If it was perfect you couldn't belong
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Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.
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Some minds are like concrete
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their pews.
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Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,
but mosquitoes come close.
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The task ahead of us
is never as great as the Power behind us.
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The Will of God will never take you to where
the Grace of God will not protect you.
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    This Church is Prayer Conditioned!
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    To be almost saved, is to be totally lost.
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    WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
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    Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
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We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
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    We set the sail; God makes the wind.
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We're too blessed to be depressed. (or stressed!)
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    We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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When God ordains, He sustains.
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When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there
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Worry is the darkroom in which negatives are developed.
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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
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