I want to thank you, Lord, for being close to me so far this day.   With your help I haven't been impatient, lost my temper, been grumpy, judgmental, or envious of anyone.   But I will be getting out of bed in a minute and I think I will really need your help then!
Amen.
 

Which Service? A young girl observed some plaques on the wall of the church building and asked her mother: "Mum who are those people? Whose names are on the wall?" to which mum replied: "They are the people who died in the service." Immediatley came the retort: "did they die In the morning or the evening service?"