The following appears each week in our newsletter, The Evangelist. It is reprinted here for those who have access only to the web site.

  Much ado has been made over the Y2K problem. Some are calling for the hoarding of food, water, and generators. Others are saying that it won’t be a big deal. Still others are calling for the end of civilization as we know it. Whatever does or doesn’t happen, remember that God is in charge! Here is a story that has been entitled, "Y2K Problem Solved:

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner, God told them, "I invited you to dinner because I needed three important people to send my message out to all people of the Earth—"Tomorrow I will destroy the Earth!"

Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them, "I have two really bad announcements to make. First, God really does exist, and second, tomorrow He will destroy the Earth."

Clinton called an emergency session of Congress and told them, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that God really does exist, and the bad news is that He will destroy the Earth tomorrow."

Bill Gates went back to Microsoft headquarters and told his people. "I have two fantastic announcements! First, I am one of the three most important people on Earth, and second, the Y2K problem has been solved!"

God really DOES exist, and we worship Him every Sunday morning. If you would like to talk about God, or just want someone to talk to, give me a call.

Yours & God’s,

Charlie