Christian Bumper Stickers

• Give God what's right--, not what's left!

• "Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere
  (except in a public school).

• Man's way leads to a hopeless end! God's way leads to an endless hope!

• A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

• He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!

• To be almost saved is to be totally lost.

• We're too blessed to be depressed.

• In the sentence of life the Devil may be a comma, but DO NOT LET him be the PERIOD!

• Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

• God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts"!

• God grades on the cross, not the curve.

• Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a faith lift!

• Prayer: Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!

• Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!

• God doesn't want shares of your life,
  He wants controlling interest!

• Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

• A family altar can alter a family.

• We don't change the message, the message changes us.

• This Church is "Prayer Conditioned"!

• When God ordains, He sustains.

• WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!

• Plan ahead - it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

• Most people want to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity.

• Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!

• Exercise daily - walk with the Lord!

• Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

• Wisdom has two parts:
  1) Having a lot to say.
  2) Not saying it.

• Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!

• Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!

• A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.

• Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.

• You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

• He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

• Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

• He who angers you controls you!

• Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.

• Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.

• For all you do, His blood's for you!

• Forbidden fruits creates many jams.

• Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

• Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.

• God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

• "Read The Bible..... It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!"

• If God is your Copilot - Swap seats!

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