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A Thief In The Night

Series: Coming Attractions

Matthew 24:36-44

First Sunday of Advent, Year A

A sermon preached at First UMC, De Queen, AR on December 2, 2007 by the Revd David S Williams

 

1988

The year was 1988 when an “apocalyptic frenzy” took hold of the little house-church I had come to know and love. We were given time tables, dates, and a map of what was to occur when Jesus returned to rapture the church. And of course, those left behind would have to endure the worst kind of persecution known to humankind.

 

This “rapture” teaching was all new to me. “Rapture” sounded more like “rupture”, and honestly, this so-called “teacher of prophecy” created such a stir that it began to rupture that little life-giving church. I recall receiving a booklet entitled, “88 reasons why Jesus is coming in 1988.” I don’t even remember a single one of the reasons. But I do remember the Billy Graham Crusade came to Little Rock before Jesus returned. So, if Jesus had, indeed returned and hadn’t taken Billy, then I felt we were in good company.

 

Seriously, we were told by this soothsayer that Jesus would quite literally come back on such and such day, sometime around the lunch hour and we would leap up into the sky to meet him in the air. The prospect of leaving my sneakers behind simply scared me spit-less. But there I was sky-gazing and a mixture of emotions came over me.

 

Those of us who came to the faith in the evangelical tradition may know the power of such “apocalyptic frenzy.” It quite literally scared the be-Jesus out of about twenty teenagers in that little house-church in 1988. We heard stories about the signs of the times and were exposed to the fanatical movie, A Thief In The Night.

 

When it was all said and done, and the frenzy was over, and Jesus hadn’t return, and we all had to go back to school and struggle with peer pressure and the trials of adolescence, out of the twenty or so youth that made sure they got their heavenly passport, I’d say only about three of them remain in the church today living the Christian life the best they know how. After all, who can blame them for chunking the whole Jesus-thing after being deluded into believing such false claims of Christ’s second coming return? 

 

Left Behind

Later on in life, a friend of mine shared his own experience growing up as an evangelical Christian. In his church he recalled stories of hearing the most blood curdling, hair-raising sermons on topics of the last judgment, hell, and the second coming of Christ. After the evangelist came through town it was hard to go to sleep without thinking you might get left behind.

 

He was usually greeted by his mother when he came home from school. But one day he came home and mom was nowhere to be found. He began to call out her name and then he realized the car was in the driveway, the lights were on, and the cup of coffee was still steaming. Panic set in. He actually believed that Jesus had returned and he had been left behind.

 

He called his dad’s office and dad wasn’t there. He called his married sister’s home. If Jesus had returned, he knew she was going. The phone rang and rang – no answer. He began to cry. Jesus had returned and he had been left behind.

 

And before he began to run down the street frantic, screaming in sheer terror, the phone rang. And it was the pastor from the church. And he thought, “O no! He missed it too!” (my good friend and spiritual mentor, The Revd. Jeren Rowell).

 

The season of Advent turns our attention to the last things, the end of life as we know it, and the parousia, or the return of Jesus. The texts strike both a dreadful note as well as a hopeful one.

 

However, the parousia is not meant to scare the be-Jesus out of young teenagers. It is the teaching of the church of the hopeful reality that God has not left us to our own devises, that God has not given up on creation, that God will not allow powerful politicians thwart God’s good purposes, and that God will triumph over evil once and for all time. And as people of faith we are privileged to participate in God’s clean-up plan.

 

Jesus Response: Ignorance And Exhortation

Today, on this first Sunday of Advent, the disciples come to Jesus inquiring about the end world, the signs of the times. “Tell us, when will this be, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?” (24:3).

 

Jesus’ response is two-fold: ignorance and exhortation. “I don’t know, but know this …”

 

For Jesus it will not be wars and rumors of wars, Armageddon rumblings in the Middle East, Y2K, the deepening fear of terrorism or the spread of AIDS. No, these are all the signs of an old world coming to an end, making room for God’s realm of peace, mercy and justice.

 

But Jesus doesn’t know. He pleads ignorance. He says, “The angels don’t even know the answer to the when question.” So Jesus offers a word of exhortation.

 

“Don’t fear what you hear on CNN. Don’t be shaken or alarmed. Remain vigilant. Be prepared. Because you don’t know when the time of God’s in-breaking reign will come to powerfully intervene in this present evil age. It will be like a thief in the night, plundering and destroying the old order; ripping off what gets in the way of recognizing the signs of God’s reign in the world. I don’t know when that will be, I don’t know the answer to your question, “When?” I don’t have the blue-print, the time-table, the crystal ball that will give the answer. But know this – you need to be ready, prepared; you need to keep the faith.”

 

Jesus Urgent Appeal

That is the most important question, you know. Not, “when, what time, how?” Rather, “What will disciples do in the meantime?” “How should we prepare for the coming Christ?” Make no mistake, Jesus is not diluted by timetables and predictions and Jesus is not disillusioned by the reality of evil in the world. Jesus believes that God will bring all things to completion in God’s good timing. So Jesus makes his appeal urgent. The end will be abrupt. When we least expect it.

 

ü      After the Cotton Bowl, we will be having a good time, celebrating, toasting the championship win, and like a cataclysmic Katrina our good-cheer will be swept away with sorrow.

 

ü      We will be at work, in the office, talking to a client about the insurance claim, we’ll be on the tractor with the hired hand, plowing the field, we’ll be at city hall preparing the speech for KATV, then, like a kidnapper sneaking in snatching friends and family away, the news will turn to the topic of “missing persons.”

 

ü      We built in steel door jams, installed the alarm system, but while we were away, a professional thief will break-in and rip us off of all the stuff we cling onto, the things we think we will be able to take with us. Remember, George Strait says, “I’ve never seen a Uhaul following a hurst.”

 

Two will be in a field; one will be taken and one will be left. Two women will be grinding meal; one will be taken and one will be left. Like in the days of Noah, folks were enjoying life and laughter, eating, drinking and marrying.

 

So we too, spend our days having breakfast, dropping off the kids at school, driving our commute to work, taking an elevator to 105th floor, returning a phone call, planning a wedding, planning a vacation. Then a flood comes, a hurricane or a plane crashes or a bomb explodes and plans and people alike are turned to ash.

 

When we least expect it, when we are caught off guard, the end will come. Remain alert, awake. Be ready, prepared.

 

Invitation: Make Preparations

That is what the season of Advent is concerned with, not to scare us, to disable us with dreaded fear. Rather to probe, to motivate, to ask the right question, “How are you preparing for the coming Christ?”

 

The three parables that follow this passage give us a clue to making our own personal preparations (24:45-25:30). Being prepared means to pursue God’s agenda for this world; actively participating in acts of justice and mercy each and every day of our lives – feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, visiting the prisoner, welcoming the stranger, sharing life with the lonely.

 

Jesus’ exhortation to be prepared, to stay awake, remain vigilant is a call for all of us to keep the faith as disciples and to hope beyond reason to hope that this old world is indeed coming to an end making room for God’s new realm on this earth; to actually live as though God’s realm is already becoming a reality in our world through our lives of Christian faithfulness.

 

The greatest temptation that poses a threat to faithful discipleship, especially during Christmas time, is not so much rampant evil, rather the easy distraction and busyness of the day in and day out routine of mall shopping, Christmas buying and commercialism.

 

These are not problematic in and of themselves. But they can consume our attention to the signs of God’s presence that matter most.

 

Pastoral theologian, Seward Hiltner, used to tell about the state-run mental hospital where truly hopeless cases were relegated to a back ward. The psychiatrists and other medical staff avoided this ward, making only the bare minimum of calls and writing off the patients there as unsalvageable.

 

Then a women’s group from a local church began, as a matter of compassion, to visit the patients in this hospital. No one bothered to tell them that the patients in the back ward were abandoned  cases, so they visited them regularly, bringing flowers, fresh baked cookies, prayer, cheerfulness and mercy. Before long, some of the patients began to respond, a few of them even becoming healthy enough to move to other wards.

 

At one level, this was merely a church group doing what church groups do. At another level, it was a sign of the times.

 

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

 

Let us pray.

 

Lord, our world is more uncertain than we like to admit. We live under the delusion that things are stable, predictable, secure. Yet we grow old, we move toward death, all things are in flux and little lasts. Teach us to live our lives aware of our limits, realistic about our finitude, so that we might rest only in your love, so that we might secure ourselves only in your gracious power. And give us the discerning ability to see the sign of the times, to discern what really matters and the grace to do something about it. In the name of Jesus Christ our coming King we pray. Amen.